You’ve committed a crime. Even worse, you’ve been caught. The judge in your case is clearly a fan of wacky ’80s sitcoms and has given you two bizzare choices:

Option 1 – Mr. Belvedere: You will be trained as a classical butler. You will then be assigned to work for one randomly selected suburban middle-class family for five years.

Option 2 – Perfect Strangers: You will spend the next five years with two cousins you have never met. One of the cousins is super naive and optimistic, and he has a had time understanding the intricacies of modern life in a first world nation. The other cousin is super selfish and curmugeonly. You will live in a small two bedroom apartment with these cousins (you get the couch) and work alongside them in an antique store.

Which option do you choose?

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